Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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