everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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