The maid of honor just puked.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
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Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
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You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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