ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
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It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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