I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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