its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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