Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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