how can u be prego again
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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