The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
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Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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