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just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
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We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
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If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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