I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
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He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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