Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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