Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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