the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
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Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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