Do vagina's smell?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
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I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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