i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
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So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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