U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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