Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I'm really busy with my period
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