He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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