Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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