while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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