yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
