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My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
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Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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