i barfeds in our rink
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
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Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
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I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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