He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
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I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one