adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
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It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
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so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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