There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
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I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery