If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
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Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
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I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day