Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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