so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
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I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
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