Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
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When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
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Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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