I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
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sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
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It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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