If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
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She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
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but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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