Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
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I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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