wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
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I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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