he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
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You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
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my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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