Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
i believe in u and ur pee
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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