Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
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Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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