Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
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And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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