i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
The adults are the big ones right?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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