It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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