i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
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You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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