got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Then you guys just all showered together...?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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