That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
so much tequila, so little girl.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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