Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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