A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
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Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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