I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
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It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
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I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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