He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
