he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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