no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
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i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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