she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I love having hate sex.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
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Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
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