Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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