I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
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