Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
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