She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
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A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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