why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
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The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
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You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Randomize