You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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