Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
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Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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