Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
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