I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
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People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
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I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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